Friday, February 27, 2009

Kitchen

*Don’t give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it*

Okay people.

I’ve finally found out everyone’s name in the zoo!!!!!

Children’s World: Rahman
Reptile’s House: Faizal
Zoo Kitchen: Alia, Idahan, Rajah
Amphithetre: Habib (Habeeeeeeeeebp/Habobee)

Okay, as you can see, i was placed at the Zoo Kitchen today!!!!
Not your typical stir, fry, steam and boiling place for your info.
All we did was cut, cut, cut, chop, chop and moving things around!

And plenty of Toot scenes going on!
Rated 18SX. LOL!

Okay, so i chopped like, 2 boxes of carrots today,
Moved things around, washed the kitchen, pack the carrots and yams to be sold to public.

And, i managed to follow the driver to send all the foods around!
Whoopie!!!!!

Okay, so:
Break time and i got closer with all the wacky staffs who talked about nothing but kentot.
Penis, if you don’t know.

including Habib from the Amphitheater, who’s incharge of the sealions.
I call him Habeeeeebp, or HabooBee, easy!

Had fun cleaning the kitchen!!!
And had more fun sending the foods!!!Whoopie!!!!!

And, idaham the hamsap lou managed to brought me and Kak Alia around with the trem!!

Hahahahaha!!!!stealing bones during working hours!!!
And, we managed to sneak into the backstage of the Amphitheatre!!!!
And i watched a little of Haboobee obscene’s scene with the sealions XD

Today is the first time i;
-Ride a lorry in my life!
-Wear boots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the working ones, mind you.
-Being touched around by the sampat idaham who’s already married ;/

All i did during the evening section was:
Being bullied around by habib and idaham and kak alia ;(

HAd fun though, too tired to rearrange my this post.
sorry!

Going back to Zoo for Amphitheatre on Sunday!!
Hear i come, Habboobbeee!!!!!!

Meeting dearest Sammie tomorrow!Yay!!!

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Reptile World!

*We crush the caterpillars then complain there are no butterflies*

Okay, so it’s my second time volunteering in the zoo today, and guess what,
I was placed in Reptile World, which is so much fun!!!!

And, it seems that the guy name is Anip/Anep.
Cute huh?
And he doesn’t seem to look the same as the first time i saw him :/

Okay, so i met Faizal. And i swept the floor, which is kinda easy as the Reptile House is actually covered.
And we went into the Rats/Mice/Guinea Pigs House!!
Which is kinda weird huh that you have that in the Reptile World???

So Faizal collected few babies one, which are really cute :D
What i do not know is……..
Those Rats/Mice/Guinea Pigs are the snakes food.

Kinda horrible/Terrible, isn’t it?
Imagine how i feel at that time.

So he took one dead pregnant one, which is already dead, and another one which is half blind as the eyes was bleeding :/ and another alive one, after chasing for few ran-out rats.

And oh boy, the snake area is horrible.
it’s so freaky to look at those snakes crawling up as they can smell the rats..
Horrible, and i dare not look at those rats which are being thrown inside.
Poor thing, But hey, they only feed those evil snakes like, three times once :D

And Faizal said, which is much more cruel?
To let the rats die so the snake won’t die OR
To let the snake die so the rats won’t die.

Me choose to let the rats rule!!!!

ofcourse, i dare not say it out, as Faizal is the “snake hunter” of the zoo.
And i’m afraid that he will feed me alive to his beloved King Cobra ;/
Okay, so i closed my ears and walked off when the rats are being sent to the evil devil snake ;(

Faizal even told me that there’s this fucking snake who only wants to eat lamb alive!!!!
And it won’t eat any other animals unless it’s lamb!!!!
I think, that it should be left starving to death instead of sending in an alive lamb!!!!!

Poor lamb…I feel so sorry for them when i fed them!!!!

Okay, so i went and chop all the vegetables and fruits for the other reptiles,
and fish. And off i went with Faizal to feed all sorts of reptiles, which includes:

- Tortoise and Turtles!!!!;D
- Crocodiles (yeap) Four of them “team”!!!!!!
- Soft shell tortoise/Turtle???Either one la..
- Giant tortoise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Freaking evil snakes!!!!!!
- Iguanas.
- Mice/Rats/Guinea Pigs/
- Lamb (For the fucking snake!!!)

It was really fun going inside the cage and feed them, and the fact that Faizal treat me was really nice.
We were playing around with waters and him creating rain who made me wet.

Idiota!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, it was really fun!!!!!

And, i met my cool guy on the bus ;P

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Haul

*Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others. *

Okay, so i went to 1 utama since..ages ago? with my freakingly tall cousin sister.
I adore her whole loads!!! ;D

Her bf fetched us there and fetched us back when our legs were sore.
How sweet of him ;P

So, we watch Eden Lake,  we thought that it’s something like,
u know ghost in a forest or something.
But it’s totally different from the ghost thing-y!!!!

And it’s gross to hell.
Ewwwwww…Blah!!!!!

Went for lunch at ??Wong Kok???
If i get that right.

Blah Blah Blah,
And i thought that i’m gonna get a tattoo, but there’re not enough time,
so…Boohooo!!!!!!

So, my haul from this trip are:
-2 Nailpolish
-2 Lip Tints
-Biotherm Skin Perfector (finally!!Yay!!)
-Some Hair care products.
-Few stuff for my sister ;D

yeah..pretty boring blog this one.

*Sigh* I reallu do not know what to talk about.

*Sigh*

Well, who cares ???

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Cousin

*If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up*

Okay. So i was really busy during the weekend, and next weekend, and tomorrow, and the whole week!!!

Went to my uncle’s house at Damansara after few centuries, and met back my lovely cousin sister and cousin brothers.
And their 5 little cute tortoise! :D

Drove back around 1am on Saturday, and woke up at 8.30am again to go to their house again.
I would use the word “fun” rather than “boring”

It’s so fun bitching about my other cousin sister, the one that i mentioned in my CNY blog.
She’s extremely ungrateful, given the fact that those around her helped her alot.

Well, i guess there’s some kinda selfishness inside everyone, including me.
Just that her hormones are retarded and her selfishness kinda went over the board and won her.

Well, pathetic.

So, My plans for this whole week:
-Manicure and Pedicure, either tomorrow or Saturday.
-Movies with my Cousin sis and Sammie the Whammie on Saturday!!! Owh, and the horny Kuek too ;P
-Tattoo!!!!Yay!!!Me finally getting one already!!!!After waiting for so long men!
Yeah i know how stupid and bitchy i am for being such a chicken, but i’m still a chicken now men!
-New Hair Color

-Zoooooooooooooooo!!!!

Muahaha!!Can’t wait for everything to complete.

And owh, Kuek, U owe me Oyster Mee Suah and the XXL chicken btw, and Auntie Anne’s pretzel, since August!
Hehe, Kuek is so horny that he jumped into my date with Sammie when i asked him!!!

You’re one Horny Duck!!!! ;P

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Shirley the Silly Bitch!

Hey Shirley!The one below is for you.Enjoy! :)

*If you ever become a mother, can i have one of the puppies?*
-Charles Pierce

Okay, i must say, that i’m soooo impressed by my momma!!!

Don’t ever drive her nuts, i’m warning ya!!!

Okay so, before i move on to the S-bitch, lemme tell you about another bitch.
So we went out to help out with packing some stuff, and we had to transfer around 1k of packets of stuff for the charity event.
And so, behind me was my mom and the Ahem, aunties and uncles above the age of 35.
And there’s this bitch who thinks that she’s so hot that she’s always around the temple and she’s in the Youth Society (let me tell you that only morons are in the Youth section as they pick the person that they like to be in that section so it makes no sense. This is for ya, you Bitch Tan Phui Mun!)

And u know they don’t have much energy left as we had to transfer like1k of big packets containing oil, rice, milk and all those heavyweight stuff. And my mom and the rest was abit slow and they were joking around,
and this bitch was like,

“fast Fast Fast!!!! I’m tired i had no energy!!!” and all those shit that she can think of.
And i was right beside her, and i just keep my pace slow.
Take it!Biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, let’s continue on with our S-Bitch.
Okay, so i parked my car on the pavement, as there’re no place left.
And this bitch parked her lousy filthy car right behind my car, and how the hell you expect me to get out??!!!

And we made announcement, asking the whoever owner to move away her car to let us out.
And we waited, and no one came.

And we made another announcement, for the second time.
No one came.
I went down, and as this biatch walked out of the entrance lecturing her new comers friends on how great she is.

And no one responded.
And me and my mom walked out, and there she is, the great Bitch of all time!

She moved her car out SLOWLY, and btw, she did not responded to the announcement.
Well as usual, she thinks that she’s a bigshot.
And my mom knocked at her window, and she wind down.
And there they go.

My mom asked her to park nicely next time so that other car can leave with ease.
And this lady has no common sense btw, accusing my mom of arguing with her.
Wtfuck men now you bitch!!

And my mom said that she’s not arguing, she’s just telling.
And there’re this people coming out, and they asked:
“Is that her?”
My mom was like:
“Yeah, she has no common sense at all to park like that”
My mom said that while that bitch is still around.

I’m so proud of you!!!!! ;D

And i stare at that bitch daughter, who thinks that she’s so hot all the time by dressing overly, even just to attend a regular prayer at the temple. Puh-lezz!!
Don’t worry, i know that you’re a Jakoon!!

And hey, Shirley you Silly Bitch!!!
Let me tell you this:
Since you think that you’re so hot and a bigshot and always look down on others and critisized my mom always:
You think you’re a bigshot huh?
you think people salute you?Just because you abuse the word “Chief Reverand” ask me to do this and that…
You think that your food is so nice that you cook in the temple during the big events and you order around like you’re the executive chef when the temple has a even better cook than you??
You think your cooking is so great???

Let me tell you:
Your food sucked to the max!People can’t even swallow it! It’s tasteless!!!!
Cause you have no common sense in cooking!!!!
People hates you and thinks that you’re just some cheap widow with a fugly daughter!
You’re just, simply Nothing in people’s eye!!!!!

And,

You’re nothing to me.
Infact, this world will be a better place without you!!

Get a life, sucker!

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Stay Cool. Stay Cold

* Well i’m just outa school, Like i’m real real cool,
Gotta dance like a fool, Got the message that i gotta be,
A Wild One*
-Everlife

Well i have to admit,
that i’m so boring these days, nothing much to do at home.
I’m too lazy to go back to the zoo somehow,
but i’m making it up next week.

After i finish my hardcore gym session.

*people!I’m gonna be back!*

Hmm, right now, i’m thinking of what color to get for my next manicure/pedicure session.
It’s so hard to choose when you want this color, and the next thing is,
you choose the other color.

Argh, so frustrated!!!!

And, i’m thinking of meeting Kumar in Genki Sushi instead,
Sushi King in KLCC is like, located out of nowhere!
It’s in the Food Court, and it’s like, noisy???

And i’m thinking of Chillies too, but Chillies only operates at 12pm,
where Kumar wanna start at 11am.
And Kumar, do you still remember saying that you wanna have a manicure too???

Owh, and most importantly:

I think it’s absolute ridiculous that our road have so many motorcycles and irritating motorcyclist!
I’m not saying how not-sensitive they are, they’re all a real bugger to me!
Yes, you can ride a motorcycle on the road if you wish too,
but please!do think about others too!
And your own safety,
When you’re not even protected by steels and those hard doors that protects you (kinda) when the car rolls down the hill!

First, please, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, go to the utmost left of the lane, and i mean, UTMOST LEFT!
Inside the line!So you won’t bother other vehicles who’re driving on the third lane!

Second, please, don’t drive your vehicle so slow as if you’re lost out of nowhere or enjoying some kinda view that Kay-El has! If you wanna do that, i suggest that you park your motorcyle somewhere else la!Don’t drive so slow la!
Annoying you know!!!!

Third, please-lah, don’t suddenly drive then stop to put down your leg, then drive, and put down your other leg on the highway infront of Batu Caves la!Damn irritating you know!it’s highway somemore!!!And others can just bang you and you might just lost your head la!

Fourth, if you wanna speed, go ahead, but do know how to brake, as all you do is just speeding away without looking infront and bother about braking and you rather see yourself being slam down than stopping for a few seconds!

You idiot fo.ol men!!!!!

Okay, i’m not critisizing all the motorcyclist out there, this just refer to those absent-minded,irritating, annoying, brainless, spineless, idiotic people who don’t even know how to ride a motorcycle properly.

But if you’re perasan, feel free to be angry.

And to all Mat Rempit out there who thinks that all of you are so co.ol doing all those lame actions that have been invented few generations ago and you only knew it now which means that you’re one big A-hole and stupid idiotic mindless fella who thinks that people envy you and salute you when you do those actions, people are just laughing at you and thinking how idiotic you can be!
And secretly, they wished that the police stuff you, All of you in jail, or you will be bang and knocked out and die on the spot with your head flying to nowhere and your body is de-attached from your head.

See how the society look at you now?

But it’s pointless anyway, with you and your brainless dead brain thinking about where to race everyday.

So….

Go To Hell you morons!!!!!!

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Cat Shit

*The first draft of anything is Shit*
- Ernest Hemingway

You wanna know what i’m doing now?
Let me tell you.

I’m currently training my around 7-8 months old kitten how to shit in cat litter.
And let me tell you,

it’s no easy piece of work.
When all he did was digging out the litters and i have to sweep everything back to put back in place.

Easy job, no??

At least, he still managed to shit in it instead of somewhere else ;D

And, my kitten is a real big jealous head.
My dad brought my neighbor’s kitty and my kitten was so jealous that it didn’t want to come back home!
Until i went and catch it.

Blah. i’m too bored to know what to write next.

I’m sleepy!!!

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Monday, February 16, 2009

I can still recall

*I can still recall our last summer, I still see it all
Walks along the Seine, laughing in the rain
Our last summer
Memories that remain*
-Abba

Seriously, i have nothing to do right now.
Wanna find a job,
but my parents doesn’t allow me to.

I guess in their eyes,
i’m still the 9-years-old little girl who went to US with them :)

Life certainly feel a whole lots better now.
Dad was crazy and wacky enough to ask if we wanna go down to JB all of a sudden on Saturday.
It was like, so sudden and not planned.

Dad, you’re one cute guy ;D

And dad asked me to climb me my neighbor’s house to get their little kitten,
because he was hungry and meow-ing non-stop.
LOL, stalking into someone’s house for no reason.

Dad is certainly one co.ol guy ;D

Okay, so our plan for the following years are:
- Celebrating Water Festival in Bangkok more frequent, as celebrating in KL is just pure blah.
- Chinese New Year in China!!!!!!
- Deepavali/ Thaipusa/ Wesak in India!
- Christmas in US/UK/Australia

Can you even see the same point here??
We’re celebrating all the festival in the countries that are related to them.

Not that Malaysia is not related, just that, somehow,
there’re more “feel” celebrating in that country.

Like the Water Festival.
Omgawd, i can die just standing here in KL!!

It makes such a huge different!!!!!

I swear, that the moment you step out of your hotel door at Bangkok during the Water Festival,
You have no chance of turning back to change your cloth!!!

Everyone become friends on that day,
Everyone splashes each other,
Everyone throw water bomb at each other.

How co.ol can that be???

I’m dying, and waiting for the closest festive season!!!!!

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

You Fucker!!!!!

*Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation*
- Author Unknown

As you might have, or might not, notice,
i’ve officially changed my blog font!

Okay, no big deal.

Anyway, I went to bed around 1am this morning,
and was snoozing like a demon away until,

Some irritating fucker who calls me for no reason!!!!

I looked at the number, and picked up,
(btw, his number was not in my contact list)
And he said “hello” in a very soft manner.

I do not know you,
so i just put down!!!
By judging the voice, i’m sure i do not know him,
so it’s natural for me to put down, right??

And this fucker call again.
I did not pick up, but i just reject his call.

And he call,
Again, again, again, again, and again.

And i just picked up onc again, and asked him not to call me.
I was really blur at that time, but i’m sure,
that i asked him not to call!!!

And, he call again!!!!!
And i reject again, and again, and again.
Until…

I picked up his bloody call and shouted at him,
By judging his voice i think he’s a malay.
Besides, he didn’t sound panic or whatsoever!!!
He’s like, soft and calm.
And i shouted, in Malay btw, somehow my brain just asked me to do so:

“You stupid don’t keep calling la!!I put down your call already means u got the wrong number la!
Asked you not to call me already right you IDIOT!!!!!”

Yes, i can be that mad when you disturb my sleep, at night, not noon btw.

Well, for your info, he called me at 3.57am in the morning, to be precise.

IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and he said ” sorry ” and put down.

And i sms-ed him this morning and confront him asking who he is.

And he never replied.

Poor boy, are you shocked??!!!!

Well, don’t you ever disturb other people sleep anymore,

It’s not funny,

You lame mother fucker arsehole!!!

Btw, his number is: 012349701X

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Friday, February 13, 2009

Memories

*So someone take her picture, So I dont forget her,
I wish I had a Polaroid, So I could remember*
-Shwayze

I wanna dye my hair slightly light honey brown,
with blonde crop highlights at my hair crown,
as how i saw it in the magazine.

Trust me, it looked good, really natural :P
Guess it’s time for me to return to El,
but somehow i’m still not done with my current hair color yet.

I guess i’m still obsessed with it.
Yeah, i guess.

I really do not know what to write right now.

Gosh, i really do not know how to face April (as in, the month, April-4??) now.
Meeting new faces again, it sounds unlike me at all.
I mean, it’s like, new faces who already have their own click???

Gosh, shoot me now.

Anyway, Happy Valentine’s anyway!!

To me, it’s just a pure waste of time and money.
Everyday can be a Valentines, don’t u think so?
Infact, people are making money out of the word “Valentines”.

everyday can be a lovely day with your loved ones,
if you truly appreciates them and love them.

now i sound like a philosopher.

Just my own stand.

Don’t like it?
Shut up then

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