I’ve selected “Research” and “Wildlife Enrichment” as part of my service in the National Zoo,
But i was told that i will be placed at the department which needs me.
Sounds Okay with me.
I’m fine, as long as i’m with the animals, rather than people,
like some annoying pathetic bitch in college.
Count me in as part of the animal family,
which i don’t mind,
as the animal family is much more wiser and mature-thinking than you, you pathetic bitch.
Well, enough with you, as you’re not even worth my time.
And so i drove all the way to the National Zoo,
And went to the Education Department, to see Miss Ed.
And i was placed at the Children’s World.
I thought that i’m gonna manage a bunch of wild kids and carry the donkey all around while they ride on it.
I was wrong.
Big mistake.
Ah-nib or Hanib or Anib or Abib..i can’t remember his name,
A student intern at the Zoo from UiTM, i think,
brought me to the Children’s World,
and he was quite a nice guy to talk to,
Asking if i’m not afraid that i go alone as there’re hamsap lous or desperados around.
Great start for my first day 
Saw this big-sized guy and he was okay,
just that i don’t like the fact that he was quite touchy.
He was right.
No ONE touch me so easily Alright!!!!!!
But managed to keep a distance from him
Swept the dry leaf away first, and starting sweating like a mad dog.
I tell you, if i were to work there every day for 8 hours,
I need not spend a penny on the gym at all,
And i can lose more weight than i’ve thought in no time.
The area was huge, and there’re lots of animal in it.
And i’ve to oversea ______________ in the Children’s World:
- 12 tortise including the supervisor’s one. Super duper cute
- 1 Horse
- 2 Cows
- 3 goats
- 1 hog deer
- 2 ponies/miniature
- 2 rabbits
- 4 guinea pigs, as in the one that looks like hamster
- 2 parrots
- bunch of chickens
- few tri-color squirrels
- 5-7 landaks (hedgehogs i think)
- More rabbits, 4 i think
- More Parrots.
I even swept the ponies’ barnyard, which was full of poos, but it’s ok,
as they were all dried up and coated in sand.
Fed the chickens, and hunt for chicks, but only managed to find one.
Fed the landaks, Was afraid that they will combo-attack me and throw their duris’ at me or something,
but i was wrong
Fed the Squirrels, which just snatch the grapes from our hand, just like that!
Fed the rabbits, where i just tuang the whole vegetables inside.
Fed the parrots, not much to see.
Fed to horse, the goats, the cows, the ponies and
Baby-fed the hog deer with milk bottle (milk), and threw some kangkung for her/him to eat.
I hate using IT on animals, although it’s the right word,
but i guess that once u really like them, u’ll kinda feel sorry to use that
Owh, the hog deer part was during the evening,
but let’s just zoom here and there.
Owh, and i fed the tortises, they were awfully cute
Placed the kangkung on the rock, and all of them were rushing towards me to have it
they’re so cute!!!
Nothing to do and i let the other 2 tortise, 1 of other species, 1 is the supervisor’s one, the mini one,
to play with other tortise in that tortise area, while i seat and i seat and seat, nothing to do.
During lunch break, which was from 12.30-2pm, supposedly 1-2pm,
Went to the canteen and just get a coke,
and brought the mini tortise to the Education Department,
and Miss Ed was kinda surprised to see it
It’s so cute that your heart can just melt 
And Ah-nib,or Hanib, or Ah-bib or Anib walked along with me while he’s on his way to canteen.
Sat more and more and longer and longer with the other 12 tortise,
and decided to bring Mini for a walk around, and left the different species little one at the tortise area.
Brought Mini to the lion and tiger cage, the leopard cage, the cheetah cage and the reptiles.
Went back and found the different species one missing.
I was like, omg wtfuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve lost a tortise!!!!!!!!
Holy cow!!!!!
Put back Mini, and the big-sized guy asked me bout the different species one,
and i was like, uhm..at the tortise area..
He said that the other tortise will bully her, because she’s different.
And i was like..Owh okay..
And deep down,
Owh SHIT!!!!!!!!
And i dug the plants beside the pond, and i FOUND her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omgawd, u should’ve see my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing much happen after that,
I swept the floor, again,
as it was like, boring and nothing much to do..
Owh and, there was this indian family, coming over to the tortise area while i sit inside looking after them,
and this indian lady saw them and freaked out, i was like,
come on…..lmao :O
And her tomboy daughter really pissed me off..
Wanted to spin my different species tortise and asked :
Hey, Sudah Makan??Belum Makan??
U idiot, i will chop off my head and rip my body apart if she answers you!
And how dare you!!Spining it like that!!!luckily, she was not able to spin it la….
Sissy mah…
She tried doing it like, twice or thrice u know!!!
Infront of me somemore!!When i’m like, 20cm away only!!!!
Bloody fool!!!!!!
I know la it’s not mine, but u should at least emphatise it and show more love,
instead of asking such silly question and trying to tease it.
You fool.
ANd there’s this Arabian guy, asking if the area is just it,
as in there’re nothing more to see,
and i was like,
Owh there’s an aquarium there bla bla bla the tiger the lion bla bla bla..
And he asked, what bout girls??
I’m like -.-
Stonned.
How horny can they be??
I don’t think they can find girls in zoo lor…
He has definately come to the wrong place.
Wrong sense of direction.
I guess that’s it..
Really tired after a long day.
But it was fun
I love you, Mini
